Posted 1 day ago

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

Posted 1 day ago

tessanetting:

Hayley Williams + hair porn 2014 

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: taylorisapuppy)

Posted 1 day ago
joasakura:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

Sometimes I hear the dudes in the cubicles around me talk about going to some local hooter’s expy for lunch and I think of this post every time they do

joasakura:

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

Sometimes I hear the dudes in the cubicles around me talk about going to some local hooter’s expy for lunch and I think of this post every time they do

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Posted 1 day ago

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

Posted 1 day ago

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

image

My best friends:

image

accurate

Posted 1 day ago

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

(Source: ezrabot)

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Posted 2 days ago

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

Posted 2 days ago

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)